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I want my damn phallus!

topic posted Sun, January 11, 2004 - 9:38 AM by  Anathema 		Share/Save/Bookmark
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I heard that if I joined this cult I would receive one genuine ceramic phallus with every bowl of grain ordered. And yet, I just keep getting the Circe action figure. What's up with that? And why do my seamen keep turning into farm animals? And how do I get Paris Hilton off of them now?
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    Re: I want my damn phallus!

    Thu, January 29, 2004 - 11:06 PM
    "Genuine ceramic phallus?" As compared to a fake ceramic phallus?
    Now if you want exchange your Circe for a Calypso love doll (complete with seven year itch), just put Circe, and any remaining "animals," on board the nearest ship and run like hell.
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