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A mystery cult is a religion that knows or pretends to know something about the meaning of life. Mainly its an excuse to get drunk in the dark.
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Wed, November 12, 2003 - 5:39 AMOh my sweet beloved, grey-eyed goddess! How I long to sail on the wine-dark sea! I am spastic with ecstasy. No, that damned witch didn't drug my wine with lotus seeds. But I wish she would! -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Mon, November 17, 2003 - 9:18 PMI stand corrected.
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Mon, November 17, 2003 - 9:39 PMThe main mystery cults I know of are the Elysian and the Mithratic, and of course one hears stories of the Dionysians. None big on rationality. Hard to imagine how this would work out for Daddy's Favorite Headache. Goddess of craft and strategy.
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More Sacrifices to the Gruel
Mon, November 17, 2003 - 11:57 PMThe main thing modern day religions are missing are the sacrifices. If we aren't killing shit then what the heck good is our religion? I mean, really? Is there any particular God than can be appeased by the slaying of pigeons? If there is then I will glady hook him/her up.
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Re:Pigeons
Wed, November 19, 2003 - 9:08 PMPigeons being messengers, are holy to Hermes, so He either wants them as sacrifice or will get really pissed.
And back in the day, when the Temple stood in Jerusalem and they were still trying to apease that fucker with blood, they did a large business in "doves" i.e white pigeons (you know, for the average pilgrim who couldn't afford a sheep let alone a calf) in that market. You know the one that that guy tore up. -
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More Sacrifices to the Gruel
Wed, November 19, 2003 - 10:05 PMHmmm... maybe a little bleach on the wee buggers... Meanwhile, what about art students? Are they sacred to anyone? Do I get extra virgins in Heaven if I sacrifice them? Wait, on second thought, I don't virgins when I get to Heaven... No wonder they call it a mystery cult. I am thoroughly confused. -
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Re: More Sacrifices to the Gruel
Thu, November 20, 2003 - 1:08 AMnah, three art students and a cup of coffee gets you a cup of coffee. -
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Oh Really?
Fri, November 21, 2003 - 1:01 AMSweet, I'm on my way to the coffee shop. -
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Re: Oh Really?
Sun, November 23, 2003 - 10:11 PMthis is the coolest tribe description i've seen. i challenge you to keep me as a member!
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Re: More Sacrifices to the Gruel
Tue, December 9, 2003 - 1:02 PMwell, these days Christians make the symbolic sacrifice in communion wafers... Or else it's real flesh & blood depending on how much you believe in transubstantiation.
But I like the idea of art students, or can we extend that to candy ravers and stupid people in general? -
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Re: More Sacrifices
Tue, December 9, 2003 - 5:15 PMAh, the core-functionality of human sacrifice.
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Gimme That Ol' Time Religion
Wed, December 10, 2003 - 6:48 PMExcellent, we can lure them to our blood-stained altars with promises of a free rave and an open call for entries to a multi-media exhibit. Then bust out with the Uzis... Hmpf, maybe Mystery Cults don't get to use Uzis... okay, machetes and get Rwanda on their asses. -
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Re: uzis?
Wed, December 10, 2003 - 9:59 PMMystery cults get to use whatever they want, they just don't tell anybody. -
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Re: uzis?
Tue, January 6, 2004 - 9:20 AMWhat about drive-thru eucharist? All you can eat buffet eucharist? -
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Re: uzis?
Tue, January 6, 2004 - 5:22 PMwait, what were we talking about again? why does it say 'uzis ?'at the top here??
wow, i'm hungry for some taco bell or king's table.
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Re: no outside eucharist
Fri, January 9, 2004 - 1:30 PMNo, that is just not true, outside eucharist are fine. The immortal remains of any deity are acceptable sacrifice here. We Odysseans, we're adaptable by definition.
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Wed, January 7, 2004 - 11:28 AMA mystery cult, by definition, is a cult for which there is an initiation rite. While there were state-sponsored cults of deities like Dionysos, to which pretty much every resident was a member, mystery cults of Dionysos (and other deities) required that a member undergo some secret ritual to enlist. Usually these rituals involved the reciting of secret texts, transfer of official secret information, and the revelation of secret cult objects (sometimes things like a phallus hiding in a basket of grain...go figure). Revealing the mysteries of the initiation rite to the un-initiated was sometimes punishable by death. -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Wed, January 7, 2004 - 11:34 AM:)
Let's get this party started.
At your convenience, please define for us the "hero cult" (as would regard Odysseus), and differentiate.
I'm giddy with anticipation! *Tee-hee*
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Fri, January 9, 2004 - 4:29 PMhows 'bout those parties where the phallus is in the mashed potatoes?
Unrelated question -- What are the advatages of being in this cult say, versus, the Stone Cutters? -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Fri, January 9, 2004 - 4:58 PM5 words for you: olive oil and goat cheese.
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Fri, January 9, 2004 - 5:06 PMStone Cutters? -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Fri, January 9, 2004 - 6:18 PMThat's easy. Stonecutters: the Simpsons episode #2F09 "Homer the Great"
Please explain Elysian and Mithratic. -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Sun, January 11, 2004 - 9:34 AMStonecutters: Only get to rob the cave fish of their sight
Odysseans: Get to poke really big guys in the eye with sticks
Please see the traditional number:
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!
Now, class, what is the Odyssean song? Anyone? Bueller?
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Sun, January 11, 2004 - 11:34 PMElysian is a brain spasm (the Elysian fields are home to the heroic dead). The Eleusinian Mysteries were dedicated to the Mother of the Fields and her poor, cold, pomegranate-eating Daughter. They were held in Eleusis, the traditional site of the Daughter’s abduction.
Mithras was an Indo-European deity who got lost in Persia while on his way down to India. He wandered over to Rome where His cult became huge in pre-Christian, imperial army. His birthday is Dec. 25. -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Mon, January 12, 2004 - 7:40 AMYou're right, if euphemistic, about the Eleusinian Mysteries.
Indeed, the major festival of Mithras was on December 25. So was the festival of Sol, the sun god. Mithras' religion as a great deal of soteriology in it. That is to say, a lot of savior-rhetoric. In the late Empire, Mithras, Sol & Christ were all conflated in terms of their worship and their ideologies. Sol and Christ were also conflated in terms of their iconography, while Mithras continued to be represented as the youth, riding/slaying a bull with the help of a dog, a snake, and a scorpion who stings the bull's testicles.
Now if you'll turn to page 206 in Turcan's "The Cults of the Roman Empire"... -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Mon, January 12, 2004 - 4:34 PMAh ha! So **that's** why I just got a message from Amazon regarding "my" recent order for Turcan's book. Say, ya think this tribe should have a bibliogrpahy & footnotes? -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Mon, January 12, 2004 - 4:39 PMStop...you're getting me all hot and bothered! -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Tue, January 13, 2004 - 9:10 PMSo, the ol' scorpion/bull testicle thing gets ya goin'. eh? Sure there's a tribe for that . . . -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Tue, January 13, 2004 - 9:49 PMActually, it's the sight of a good bibliography that gets me all priapic... -
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 8:23 AMBibliography is my life.
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Re: References
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 2:59 PMI'm more of a footnotes kinda guy myself, That's one of the reason's I love Singleton's trans. of the Divine Comedy, each volume has its own book of footnotes that is longer than the volume itself.
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Re: euphemism
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 8:04 AMSome gods never hear enough of their name, Panther’s Bastard Son for one, but I try to avoid using the names of gods unless clarity demands it. Sometimes you need to distinguish between Ishtar and Astarte but at othertimes it is more appropriate to use "euphemisms" and call her the All mother or Evening Star. Some gods cannot be named, and are always referred to by appellation; IVHVH comes to mind as an example. In general, to name is to invoke, and its best not invoke gods unless you are ready with some heavily drugged livestock and something sharp.
p.s. Thank you professora for letting me know I was right, you’re right too. Why no mention of Orpheus? -
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Re: euphemism
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 8:27 AMAhem, that's Professoressa to you.
No mention of Orpheus because no one asked.
Oh, so am I to understand that you, Joe, are one of these new-age pagans? -
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Re: New-Age pagan
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 11:39 AMNo need to get insulting, there is nothing new-age about me. That shit drives me up the wall.
And my apologies, my italian is very weak at best.
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Re: New-Age pagan
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 11:58 AMNo need to get insulting, there is nothing new-age about me. That shit drives me up the wall.
And my apologies, my italian is very weak at best. -
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Re: New-Age pagan
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 12:21 PMWhoah. Who's insulting anyone? -
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Re: New-Age pagan
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 3:24 PMI think that "new age pagan" thing sets some people's teeth on edge.
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Re: New-Age pagan
Thu, January 15, 2004 - 11:08 AMPax Professoressa, no offence taken as of course you don’t know me, but Patrick is right, I associate new-age thinking with a peculiar mix of poor logic skills and a shaky grasp of history. Neither of which is my particular problem.
Its just part of the fun (and the poetry) to use, and make up, good appellations for the gods and historical figures. For instance, I always refer to Charlemagne and his grandfather as Chuck the Great and Chuck the Hammer, and for Henry the Eighth no other epithet will do but Fat Boy (note also that once I say that there is no longer any doubt as to which Henry XIII I mean).
Its also a great way of conveying tone, two entirely different mental images of the same man are conjured up by the names Carlos Magna and Chuck the Great. It also allows one to disparage those one has no respect for, like refering to the Son of Man as Panther’s Son. Plus, as the last example illustrates, it provides a use for any spare esoteric knowledge that may be lying about.
Anyway I just view it as part of the fun. So don’t expect me to start spelling magic with a "k" or talking about my past incarnation as Octavian (although I admit there might be some fun in the latter). -
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Re: New-Age pagan
Thu, January 15, 2004 - 11:38 AM"...I associate new-age thinking with a peculiar mix of poor logic skills and a shaky grasp of history."
Whew, 'cause those people freak me out. Got in an argument with one of those people at a Kinkos. Can't remember the exact bulk of the conversation, but it was spurred by my homemade Lamassu "Don't mess with Mesopotamia" T-shirt.
Don't get me started on Atlantis freakos.
"..my past incarnation as Octavian (although I admit there might be some fun in the latter."
I think it would be way more fun to be Hadrian. Get to travel a lot, trophy wife, plus sexy boy-toy Antinous. -
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Re: New-Age pagan
Thu, January 15, 2004 - 11:54 AM>my homemade Lamassu "Don't mess with Mesopotamia" T-shirt<
I love that shirt! I was going to ask you where you got it; now you've saved me the trouble...
As far as envy for the life of Hadrian, I suspect Ovid got more of the kind of play I'm into. Plus, after the Odyssey, I'd have a hard time being into anyone named Antinous (with all due respect to Hadrians taste in boys).
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Re: New-Age pagan
Thu, January 15, 2004 - 11:39 AM...and I thought that I was the ONLY one who referred to Martel as "Chuck the Hammer"! What a small world it turns out to be...
"Fat Boy" conjures (har, har) images of Henry VIII riding in on a Harley. -
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Re: Fat Boy
Thu, January 15, 2004 - 12:03 PMMakes me think of Fat Man and Little Boy, a not entirely inappropriate image.
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Re: euphemism
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 10:36 AMDon't forget Hastur the Unspeakable, whose name is NEVER to be spo-...(oh, shit...does writing it count?)
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Re: Stonecutters
Fri, January 30, 2004 - 6:55 PM"What are the advatages of being in this cult say, versus, the Stone Cutters?"
None, join the stonecutters at any time possible, twice.
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Thu, September 14, 2006 - 5:51 AMToo much of a simplification my friend - you surely don't think you were the first hedonist on the planet - the Ancient Greeks have been doing it in NERVOUS STYLE while you wer just crapping in your nappy!
leonidas homeros patsalides
(aka lone wolf)
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Re: what the hell is a mystery cult
Fri, September 15, 2006 - 10:56 PMThose are either some awfully well preserved "Ancient Greeks", or they were more likely doing it in LONG SINCE ROTTED AND TURNED TO MULCH STYLE while any of us were crapping our nappies! Not sure which of us here is the most senior, but I'm confident that none of us are THAT SENIOR!
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